So you think your pretty crafty eh? Hacked on to your favorite online vendor and snaked a few card numbers! So what do you do? Obviously go to homedepot.com buy 3 grand in power tools and caulk(ha he said caulk...) and ship it to your place of residence for the sheer convenience of not having to borrow your buddies truck! And yes I refuse to buy a truck for that reason alone.
The perfect crime right? Well... no my friend. Your computer skills are impressive and your online shopping skills are nothing to scoff at, but there's one fatal flaw. "Would you like to ship to a different address than you are billing to?"
Come on people! You can't really believe you won't get caught shipping stolen merchandise to your own parents basement. And lets be realistic, the power tools only make you feel more manly and you're gonna need that whilst locked up in prison!
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