Nerd!

Today we celebrate the inner Nerd in everyone.  Whoever said Nerds require glasses?  We all enjoy a touch of nerd, unless of course you frat  so hard that your double popped collar serves as a retaining wall for some higher calling of douche.

So get your Nerd on.  Go play a 4th grader in halo and tell him to "grow a pair" with your headset(don't even think about lying and telling me you've never done that), then talk it up with the love of your life, E-Girl (the one and only chick in your favorite Dragon Ball Z chat room). Or if that doesn't tickle your fancy; grab a big hunk of foam, some paint, and a razor blade to make one spectacularly realistic Darth Vader helmet to wear while you watch Star Wars.

NERD ON!

I love AUTOCORRECT!

Variety is the spice of life and why can't we enjoy the same joy on our mobiles? Believe you me... Yes. We. Can(Obama Style).  With the most random occurrences of glorious miscalculated typing ability comes the beauty that is Auto Correction.  Why not spruce up a boring "My sister's brisket was delicious" with a conversational "My sister's tits were delicious."  Raucous, crude, and hilarious!

For that we thank you, AUTOCORRECTION.