I already see in 3D!

Mustache aside, this is a stunning group wouldn't you say?  It seems this disturbing trend of sub-par 3d movies has one saving grace... those stylish specs everyone is trying to get their hands on. Who ever said Rec Specs were dead?

Picture this, your dream girl agrees to dinner and being the romeo you are you went for the candle lit table for two and a home cooked meal.  Logic tells us that shiny new 3D TV you have sitting in the living room is a perfect end to the evening.  Dinner was a hit and shes snuggled up with you on the couch watching the latest release of Jackass 3D(unfortunately The Notebook didn't quite make the 3D cut, tear...).  The mood is right, candles are light and its time for the big moment... CLANK!  Glasses unite!  In normal situations a kiss would be the result but you and your date were thwarted by the imprisoning power for your 3D vision.  Now your date realizes the awkward tension, panics and your possibly happy marriage of the future is never to be.


I don't want to seem like a downer on this revelation in entertainment, but its obvious that 3D glasses are home-wreckers denying the very love that was possible with our mystery couple above!  Blame yourself? Never, it was shiny and you bought on impulse, I get it. Let us unite together to remove the shackles these glasses bring to your face and have real 3D entertainment with our already 3D capable eyes!