I don't have time for all of that...

Time for what?  The added convenience of your email at your fingertips 24/7?  Or maybe the burden of putting the final touches on that powerpoint right before you presentation... And yes I know its so very stressful having your digital camera, music player, phone, and that sweet briefcase of a  daytimer you carry all in one pocket sized device... BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN"T HAVE TIME FOR THAT?!?

Ladies and Gentleman, it's time to accept your fate!   Maybe you won't give in because you don't want to admit you don't know how to use it, or maybe you're just too cool for convenience, but you can't run forever!  Technology will catch up.  I realize the first car was a scary venture for many, but this is merely a smartphone.  Barring any freak accidents or bad horror movie plots, your life will improve with the device of your dreams!