Don't ruin my TV bro...!

So you just bought a huge new TV eh?  The colors are indeed gorgeous and of course I will go 30 minutes out of my way on my trip back from work just to see it! 

Any new oversized television owner can concur, that first beautiful moment of HD is a gripping sensation liable to produce tears... But what happens when a few hours later your going through the hundreds of HD channels via cable... POW! 

THE QUADRUPLE BAR!  We are all used to the two bars on the side of non-HD material... But what cruel and disgruntled television coordinator decided to make a show with not just two bars on the sides, but two on the top and bottom!  Maybe it was a person jealous to the beauty which owning a lovely, luscious, luxuriously lavish, and large televison can bring into ones living room.  Or maybe it was someone so vindictive and mean spirited that they had no choice but to diminish all 60 inches on LED glory on your wall into 47 inches of misery.  Buyer beware, cable is out to ruin your gigantic fantasies.