Why do the most annoying people insist on talking at an unreasonable volume!? We ALL know the ones. Trying to enjoy a cup of Joe at the local Starbucks when Wendy Who the Fuck starts raaaaving about Becky and her big butt. We dont care!!! Wendy... a normal volume would suffice, or maybe you should express your whiny voice via text message, drink your coffee and leave the rest of the world to peace =)
And lest we forget the public business deal. Its all a secret between business partners in the news, but why must every man in a suit talk about they juicy details of their business nuances at max capacity? "Bill there is no way we can pull that deal out of the ground! The way Alex parades around with hookers in the media, the business is having trouble as it is! Unless we can convince him that fake titties and high heels aren't sexy then we will never get Wall Street on board!"
Of course the Baskin Robbins... full of children, and loving parents... needs to hear all about Alex's addiction to the wonders of paid for by the pound boobies.
The government has started to require headsets in cars... Maybe we can petition for the "STFU You are annoying and talk way to loud whilst on your phone in public places limitation device!"
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