Size Does Matter

Everyone knows that size matters.  So why are we all walking around with Blu-Rays and CD's that just cant compete??  The Laser Disc disappeared for no reason and I move to bring it back!.  Just as vinyl records are alive and kicking the Laser Disc deserves a niche market!

And who wouldn't a room full of not quite high definition movies on a larger than life circular disc which at its pinnacle rivaled the size of the actual TV's themselves!

But what I am really trying to say is, CD's and MP3's defiantly sound better than vinyl albums.  No snap crackle and pop, needles are not necessary(for all of you who are scared), and most importantly...Shoving that massive disc in your iPod could prove difficult. 

You all saw that coming right?

Outlook!

What is your email address?  "I use Outlook." No I mean who is your email through?  "Outlook on my computer."  What your email address? "blahblahblah@gmail.com, but its Outlook."


Ok can we take a few moments to clarify!?  Outlook simply shows you your emails.  There is no Outlook email address.  You don't give out an Outlook email address, and in no way shape or form does outlook give you the ability to send or receive email without a 3rd party email provider!!!!  Google has email, Yahoo has email, even Microsoft has email(HOTMAIL NOT OUTLOOK!)

I don't have time for all of that...

Time for what?  The added convenience of your email at your fingertips 24/7?  Or maybe the burden of putting the final touches on that powerpoint right before you presentation... And yes I know its so very stressful having your digital camera, music player, phone, and that sweet briefcase of a  daytimer you carry all in one pocket sized device... BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN"T HAVE TIME FOR THAT?!?

Ladies and Gentleman, it's time to accept your fate!   Maybe you won't give in because you don't want to admit you don't know how to use it, or maybe you're just too cool for convenience, but you can't run forever!  Technology will catch up.  I realize the first car was a scary venture for many, but this is merely a smartphone.  Barring any freak accidents or bad horror movie plots, your life will improve with the device of your dreams!

Hybridonia

WHY! CANT A HYBRID! LOOK! NORMAL???

Of course I would love to drive an eco-friendly, gas sipping, sex machine called by most normal beings a car.  But what happened to the beautiful backside and nice sleek looks? When did that go out the window?

It seems to me that this hybrid craze is nothing more than a hipster happening for showboating the newest jellybean shaped mobile!  Well I say nay... Why not just take the beautiful guts of the hybrid and throw those in what we all know and love as a sexy looking car...  Something we could all be proud to park somewhere other than the local coffee shop to argue opposite view points on everything popular whilst sipping a mocha latte green tea frape and smoking non-other than American Spirits(because they are just better)?!

Thanks to Steve!

Seriously???? He wore the same thing for 13 years...  iBet its custom made.

Oldspice!

A side note from the normal tech talk.  What has Oldspice done to commercials?? Every time i turn around its another guy making ridiculous statements for whatever product happens to be up to bat!

Wendy's? Gillette? Whats next?? You never know what the next product to apparate diamonds may be.

Texas? Texts!

 "OMG Becky I looked at my phone and I sent sooooo mannny texas this month!  It's just crazy, can you believe it???" 

Maybe Becky agrees how crazy it is or maybe she doesn't, but whats really concerning here??  The beautiful figment of technology called text messaging allows the most futile abbreviations of the english language to flurry amongst the genius of our future. And Thats OK! 

In comparasion to this primordial sin of pronunciation to which our youth still has the ability to execute properly; a correctly pronounced "Oh My God" by a third grader easily out smarts the simple fact that one can merely send multiple texts... Not texas.   T.E.X.T.S does not equal Texas!

Thank you for your consideration in this affair.  XOXO... Andrew